- Barabba: Where did you find it?
- Tuco: In an alley.
- Barabba: In an alley?
- Tuco: Yeah.
- Barabba: Did he just say in an alley?
- Caesar: That's what the man said. He said that.
- Barabba: Cause a lot of people leave valuable items in an alley.
- Caesar: I know if I had a valuable briefcase, that's where I'd leave it.
- Business Man #2: Hey, if it's a bomb are you sure we should keep it?
- Business Man #1: It's not a fucking bomb, you dipshit. Here, take it.
- Business Man #2: No, thanks. I don't want to hold it.
- Business Man #1: It's not a fucking bomb.
- Business Man #2: Then why don't you hold it?
- Business Man #1: Because I've already got this one...
- Business Man #2: Then give me that one and you can keep this one.
- Business Man #1: You guys are fucking with us.
- Barabba: You know what the real problem is? It isn't about the individual anymore. When you boil it down, we're all just sheep. It's the corporations taking over the world. And we just let them. hey take a product, write on it that it's good and healthy and people buy it. No one takes a moment to think about it. To question it. We just want the easiest and quickest answer. The easiest and quickest product. I mean, seriously, who thinks with his own head anymore. We are so fucked up as a society. I mean, it's ridiculous that in order to get something you need to get something else and that thing you want or you need to get is tied to the other one you needed to get in the first place... so there's no way you're going to get that first thing without getting the second one and that's because it's simply impossible to get that thing without having gotten the other one first... you know what I mean...
- Caesar: Like peanut butter.