Leon Schuster / Schuks Tshabalala / Various characters
Shorty / Various characters
Heinz
Jean Pierre (as Matthew Roberts)
Maggie
Marge (as Emily Jess Child)
Yoti
Yugi
Zach
Chow Fang
Jose
Rajin
Melon lady
Melon Man
Spaza owner
Singing beggar
Sexy nurse
Sister Naude
Airbag guy
House owner
Old lady in car park
Spaza shop thief
BEE man
Woman in labour
Italian Holiday Maker
Vuvuzela Guy
Self (uncredited)