How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)

The Exploding Meatball Sub (2011)

Jason Segel: Marshall Eriksen

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Quotes 

• Robin Scherbatsky : [the gang sees Barney at his deathbed in 2021]  You're too young, it's unfair!

  Marshall Eriksen : We're not going anywhere buddy, we're staying with you right up till the end.

  Barney Stinson : Thank you Marshall.

  [coughs] 

  Barney Stinson : Marshall, can I ask for one final favour, my friend?

  Marshall Eriksen : Yes, yes, of course, anything.

  Barney Stinson : Eat this meatball sub.

  [offers wrapped sub] 

  Marshall Eriksen : Where did you get this...

  Barney Stinson : [Winces in pain]  I don't have much time!

  Marshall Eriksen : [Unwrapping sub]  Yes yes, of course, of course.

  [prepares to bite] 

  Marshall Eriksen : Does this have some sort of meaning?

  [meatball sub explodes in his face] 

  Barney Stinson : [Gets out of bed and laughs menacingly]  I'm not sick, you idiots. I've racked up $30,000 of uninsured medical bills for symptoms I don't even have. Totally worth it! You should see the look on your face. Oh, wait, you can't - 'cause it's covered in marinara sauce!

  Ted Mosby : Uh, Barney, you got a little marinara on your pajamas.

  [Barney looks at his pajamas and stops laughing; his face decomposes itself]