Dag
Petra
Ned
Rick Wilson
Milan Pinache
Lorelei
Mr. Keller
Shooter Parker
Peg Parker
Chaz Jr.
Chaz Sr.
Mrs. Mosely
Jenna Zombie
Stuart Miller
Zombie Priest
Nana Miller
Tony Cerone (as David Castaneda)
Daisy
Mrs. Franklin
Backup Catcher
Parminder
Chaz Jr. Jock Friend
Leonard
Goth girl #1
Goth girl #2
Coach Pulcifer
Slushy Douche
Kathy Murch
Concerned Citizen Jane
Concerned Citizen Tom
Overtly Racist Citizen
Overly Racist Vamp #1
Overtly Racist Vamp #2
Vampiress
Bartender in Crowd
Perfect Being
Tiny Perfect Being
Young Dag
Young Ned
Voice from Crowd
Wolf
Sarah
Vamp Boy
Zombie Girl
Perfect Being (voice)
Concerned Citizen (uncredited)
Human Teacher (uncredited)
Hero Zombie (uncredited)
Green Zombie (uncredited)
Electrocuted Guy (uncredited)
Human on Hose (uncredited)
Zombie Brother Steve (uncredited)
Zombie (uncredited)
Vampire (uncredited)
Regina (uncredited)
Caged vampire (uncredited)
Sally Zimmerman (uncredited)
Milan Vampire Buddy (uncredited)
Alien Victim #2 (uncredited)
Bullying Victim (uncredited)
Zombie in grocery store check out line (uncredited)
Vampiress (uncredited)
Zombie Dad (uncredited)
Actor (uncredited)
Patron (uncredited)
High School Human (uncredited)
Zombie Mom (uncredited)
Janitor zombie (uncredited)
Human Patron (uncredited)