- Mr. Steadman: You know, William, while I enjoy these visits of yours, it occurs to me that a young man such as yourself should be out shopping for cars, not coffins.
- Will Rankin: This is... ?
- Ron Hodges: There have been some exciting movements in modern urn design.
- Will Rankin: This is Bobby?
- Ron Hodges: Well, pyrotechnically.
- Will Rankin: What the hell was in his grave?
- Ron Hodges: A large, expensive box filled with my client's pornographic DVD collection and 14 cans of Apple Mountain Berry flavoured Snappled.