- Professor MacGuffin: If I don't survive or they catch me... then YOU'LL have to fetch the book from my secret cellar and take it to the Arch-Mage!
- Evo: You mean if you die, the young, sexy elf would become the hero of the story rather than an old dishevelled Gremlin? How improbable!
- Nate: I'm from the Environment Office. You do know that you can't just go chucking your rubbish all over the landscape here? Open the gate, please. I need to check your garbage cans.
- Orc Chieftain: Do you ever listen to yourself when you speak? How can anyone blabber such rubbish?
- Nate: I don't know either. It's like I can ask different questions, but every time I select the most stupid one.