Arthur Newman (2012)

Colin Firth: Arthur Newman (Wallace Avery)

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Quotes 

• Arthur Newman : Family just crushes your heart, doesn't it?

• Mike : Who are you? I mean really.

  Arthur Newman : I guess I've always been Arthur Newman. Life just forced another individual on me.

• [last lines] 

  Mike : Bye, Wallace.

  Arthur Newman : Don't worry, I know where to find you.

• Arthur Newman : Where are the real hot dogs?

  Cashier Girl : Uh, we don't have them any more. Just the tofu dogs.

  Arthur Newman : How is that possible? You know, not all of us want the healthy alternative.

• [first lines] 

  Unemployment Official : Congratulations, Mr. Avery. Putting you in the system, you're good to go. So by next week.

  Wallace Avery : I, I can't wait 'til next week, I have business prospects elsewhere.

  Unemployment Official : Oh, good for you, sir. Are you going to work at another FedEx?

• Arthur Newman : In case you don't remember, I'm Arthur. Arthur J Newman. I brought you here.

  Mike : Did I have sex with you?