Someone Marry Barry (2014)
Lucy Punch: Melanie Miller
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Quotes
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Melanie Miller : Hey! Ladies first, ladies first!
Barry Burke : I'll tell you if I see one.
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Melanie Miller : Did I get puke on your cock?
Barry Burke : Don't worry about it. I like it.
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Ben : You have rendered me completely speechless.
Melanie Miller : Thank you!
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Melanie Miller : What would you do without your wing girl?
Paige : Get dates.
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Melanie Miller : We'd probably be fucking right now if it weren't for my situation below deck.
Ben : [uncomfortable] Oh. Oh, yeah?
Melanie Miller : Ok, I'll give you a hint. It rhymes with beast inspection.
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Melanie Miller : I think they have incredible cuisine at Hooters, but most people don't notice 'cause of all the massive tits.
Barry Burke : I know, the tits are distracting.
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Melanie Miller : Sorry they're only B-cup, but actually I can swell to a C when I'm menstruating.
Desmond : That's... disgusting.
Barry Burke : My god. I never thought I'd say this to a lady, but I can't wait until your time of the month!
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Melanie Miller : [to Rachel] I used to have a rat named Rachel!
Rachel : [repulsed] Um... cool?
Rafe : [repulsed] That's a detail.
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Melanie Miller : I'm a sushi slut!
Ben : How does that manifest itself?
Melanie Miller : I'm a whore for sushi.