Todd and the Book of Pure Evil (TV Series)
Simply the Beast (2011)
Maggie Castle: Jenny Kolinsky
Quotes
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Jenny Kolinsky : She's right, according to the Pep Rally Rule Book you need at least four cheerleaders on a squad. Isn't that right Wanda?
Wanda Winterbanks : Are you volunteering skank?
Jenny Kolinsky : You call it volunteering, I call it saving your ass... slut.
Wanda Winterbanks : Well then I guess it's time to try on your outfit jizz trap.
Jenny Kolinsky : Bring it on... slut.
Wanda Winterbanks : It's the only one we have left dick mitten, but it's all ripped up so you can look like a whore right away.
Jenny Kolinsky : Oh I will... slut.
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Jenny Kolinsky : No. You're a bunch of big, hairy sluts.
Wanda Winterbanks : [Pulls herself up the side of the bleachers] Cock pockets!
Jenny Kolinsky : Cock Pockets! No wonder the crowd against you, you're just a bunch of...
Wanda Winterbanks : Ball Dockers!
Jenny Kolinsky : Ball Dockers! And I heard that tramp said that you're both...
Wanda Winterbanks : Jizz Magicians!
Jenny Kolinsky : [Everyone gets confused and looks at Wanda] What?
Wanda Winterbanks : Because they make jizz disappear.
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Todd Smith : Jenny you shouldn't be dressed like that. Especially on the day of the Pep Rally, The Beast will get you.
Hannah B. Williams : Three cheerleaders disappeared yesterday, aren't you worried?
Jenny Kolinsky : We do this every week, obviously somebody's used the book and they're doing stuff with cheerleaders. I'm staying undercover.
Todd Smith : Well... it's time for us to get "uptercover".
Jenny Kolinsky : Wow, I hope you're better at finding beasts than you are at knowing words. Buh-bye.