- Jenny Kolinsky: She's right, according to the Pep Rally Rule Book you need at least four cheerleaders on a squad. Isn't that right Wanda?
- Wanda Winterbanks: Are you volunteering skank?
- Jenny Kolinsky: You call it volunteering, I call it saving your ass... slut.
- Wanda Winterbanks: Well then I guess it's time to try on your outfit jizz trap.
- Jenny Kolinsky: Bring it on... slut.
- Wanda Winterbanks: It's the only one we have left dick mitten, but it's all ripped up so you can look like a whore right away.
- Jenny Kolinsky: Oh I will... slut.
- Jenny Kolinsky: No. You're a bunch of big, hairy sluts.
- Wanda Winterbanks: [Pulls herself up the side of the bleachers] Cock pockets!
- Jenny Kolinsky: Cock Pockets! No wonder the crowd against you, you're just a bunch of...
- Wanda Winterbanks: Ball Dockers!
- Jenny Kolinsky: Ball Dockers! And I heard that tramp said that you're both...
- Wanda Winterbanks: Jizz Magicians!
- Jenny Kolinsky: [Everyone gets confused and looks at Wanda] What?
- Wanda Winterbanks: Because they make jizz disappear.
- Todd Smith: Jenny you shouldn't be dressed like that. Especially on the day of the Pep Rally, The Beast will get you.
- Hannah B. Williams: Three cheerleaders disappeared yesterday, aren't you worried?
- Jenny Kolinsky: We do this every week, obviously somebody's used the book and they're doing stuff with cheerleaders. I'm staying undercover.
- Todd Smith: Well... it's time for us to get "uptercover".
- Jenny Kolinsky: Wow, I hope you're better at finding beasts than you are at knowing words. Buh-bye.