Pat Clifton (voice)
CEO (voice)
Josh (voice)
Wilf (voice)
Postman Pat (singing voice)
Sara Clifton (voice)
Julian Clifton (voice)
Ben Taylor (voice)
Edwin Carbunkle (voice)
Simon Cowbell (voice)
Ajay Bains (voice)
Nisha Bains (voice)
Meera Bains / Walla Artist (voice)
PC Arthur Selby / Reverend Timms / Pat Wannabe 2 / Raed (voice)
Mrs. Goggins / Granny (voice)
Ted Glenn (voice)
Alf Thompson / SDS Employee 2 (voice)
George Lancaster / Major Forbes (voice)
Miss Hubbard / Crowd Lady / Pat Wannabe 3 (voice)
Dr. Sylvia Gilbertson / Lauren Taylor (voice)
Chat Host (voice)
Dorothy Thompson (voice)
Amy Wrigglesworth (voice)
Lizzy Taylor / Walla Artist (voice)
Bill Thompson / Walla Artist (voice) (as Steve Kynman)
Lucy Selby / Walla Artist (voice)
Charlie Pringle / Walla Artist (voice)
Michael Lam / SDS Employee 1 (voice)
Jess / UDM 300 (voice)
Radio Announcer (voice)
Craig / Not a Dalek (voice)
Escapologist (voice)
Cameraman 1 (voice)
Director 1 (voice)
Reporter / SDS Employee 3 (voice)
Director 2 / Stagehand 2 (voice)
Pat Wannabe 1 (voice)
Paparazzi 2 (voice)
Walla Artist (voice)
Walla Artist (voice) (as Kris Milnes)
Walla Artist (voice) (as Rachel Louise Miller)
Jimmy (voice)