Regular Show (TV Series)

Skips Strikes (2011)

David Kaye: Head Baby, Announcer, Pizza Guy

Quotes 

• Benson : Who would've thought that a mandatory team building activity would get us to the championship.

  Mordecai : Thanks to my power hook.

  Benson : No way! Thanks to my atomic fireball!

  Benson : And because of my backup ball.

  Benson : [laughs; re: Skips]  Who are we kidding? Our team would suck without this guy.

  Mordecai : Yeah-yuh! With Skips, we got the Magical Elements beat.

  Benson : To Skips, the only reason we're gonna win.

  Skips : [getting up and leaving]  Alright guys, I'll be back.

  Pizza Guy : [serving pizza]  Ok, we got a carnivore deluxe here.

  Rigby : Oh yeah, yeah!

  Benson : Finally!

• Benson : [re: bowling trophy]  There she is guys. Isn't she a beaut?

  Rigby : [mesmerized]  I want that beaut.

  Benson : So who are we up against?

  Mordecai : Some team called the Magical Elements.

  Rigby : [unintimidated]  The Magical Elements. Hm, hm. More like the Magical Loser-ments.

  Death : [offscreen; offended]  What did you say about us?

  Death : So, you blokes must be the Park Strikers. If you ask me, you're in for quite a beatdown.

  Head Baby : Yes, our team has stood undefeated for thousands of years. No mortal stands a chance against the Magical Elements.

  Gary : Shouldn't be a problem, these guys are out of their element for even being here.

  Rigby : No, you're out of your element. You and your lame matching uniforms. I bet those aren't even...

  Bowling Manager : [catching Gary making Rigby's mouth disappear]  Hey, what did I tell you guys about using magic? Do you want to be in this league, well then no magic stuff alright?

  Death : No matter. Magic or not, we're still gonna beat you chumps.

  Skips : Well, that's just your opinion, Death.

  Death : No, it's a fact! Get used to it!

  Rigby : Get used to this: we're gonna rub those trophies in your face, right after we rub these bowling bags in your face!

  Benson , Rigby , Mordecai : Ooooooooh!

• Rigby : Ah, man. I forgot my bowling towel.

  Rigby : [seeing the Magical Elements after grabbing his bowling towel]  You know, you guys shouldn't even show up tomorrow. There's no way you're gonna win.

  Head Baby : [restrained]  Oh, let me at him! Let me at him!

  Death : [to Reginald]  Calm down! Calm down! I got this.

  Death : [to Rigby]  You seem pretty sure of yourself. How about a wager: your team's souls for these souls.

  Rigby : [enthralled]  Whoaaaaa. Soul ball! I can rub that in so many people's faces.

  Rigby : [shaking Death's hand]  Deal!