John Woo
Luke Locktin
Andrew Edwards
Charlie Sanderson
Principal Kerosene
Stevon
News Announcer
Griff Mavis (as Griffin Davis)
Sheila Merrifield
Todd Perkles (as Morgan Alexander)
News Interviewee
Ms. Niffle
Mindy Woo
Caramel
Mike Cook
Phil McCracken
Meth Head
Little Darling