Baxter Fang
Annie Fang
Freeman
Caleb Fang
Young Caleb
Young Camille
Suzanne Crosby
Sally Schiff
Miss Delano
Hobart Waxman
Sheriff Hale
Kenny
Art Critic Matt Lovisek
Camille Fang
Art Critic Jacob Deforest
Eric Wilcox
Beauty Pageant Emcee
Young Annie Fang (age 9) (as Mackenzie Smith)
Chicken Queen Manager
Arden
Joseph
Young Annie Fang (at 18)
Principal
Officer Dunham
First assistant director
College Student
Young Hobart
Woman in Bank
Chicken Queen Cashier
Boy playing Friar Laurence
Bank Manager
Marjorie
Janey
Convenience Store Cashier
Bystander in Park #2
Blonde Guy in Park
Customer in the Bank
Bank Teller
Waitress (as Ashley Elizabeth Burritt)
Bystander in Park #1
Linus
Young Baxter Fang
Shouting Pageant Spectator
Lucas
Hobart's Paramedic
Teen Baxter Fang
First Girl in Santa line (uncredited)
Crewmember (uncredited)
Beauty Pageant Judge (uncredited)
Boy on Beach & Santa line (uncredited)
Boy in the pajamas (uncredited)
Younger sibling (uncredited)
Roller Rink Skater (uncredited)
Beauty Queen (uncredited)
Confused Customer (uncredited)
Man Wearing Headphones (uncredited)
(uncredited)
Shakespearean Player (uncredited)
Prinicipal (uncredited)
Beauty Pageant Contestant (uncredited)
Pageant. Girl (uncredited)
Bank Customer (uncredited)
JC Penney Kid (uncredited)
Santa's Photographer (uncredited)