- Shawn Spencer: Look, Jules, I know that you have very definite expectations for this weekend.
- Juliet O'Hara: What do you mean?
- Shawn Spencer: Well, you sent me an email on the 5th saying, "Shawn, I have very definite expectations for this weekend."
- Juliet O'Hara: Right. To which you responded, "Slumber party nudey times drinky drinky."
- Shawn Spencer: That's my out of office reply.
- Jerry Kincaid: This is all a big misunderstanding. Come on.
- Carlton Lassiter: Turn around, face your vehicle. Get down on your knees, cross your ankles, put your hands behind your head.
- Jerry Kincaid: What, you think I'm a gymnast? That's crazy, I'm not that flexible.
- Carlton Lassiter: What are you talking about? Just do it. God.
- [Making a wager about scoring in a club]
- Henry Spencer: Hey listen, I'm as young on the inside as these kids are on the outside.
- Burton Guster: Yeah, but when you were that young on the outside, this was all farm land.