Mona Screamalot (Host Segment)
Crackhead Brother (Host Segment) (as Nicholas Clark)
Brother Pot (Host Segment)
Grandpa Oats (Host Segment)
The Girl / Kyle / Baby Cakes / Don (segment "The Caged Girl?" "Trendish" "Baby Cakes" "The Prom")
Max (segment: "Bloody Hell")
Roy the Nanny Guru (segment "Baby Cakes")
Home Salesman (segment "The Caged Girl?")
The Man / The Father / Murph (segment "The Caged Girl?" "The Prom")
Big Money Double Z / Buddy Driscoll (segment "Trendish" "Baby Cakes")
Sam (segment "Baby Cakes")
Son (segment "Trendish")
Mom (segment "Trendish" "The Prom")
Dad (segment "Trendish" "The Prom")
Jake (segment: "Bloody Hell")
Jeff (segment: "Bloody Hell")
Oren Paisley (segment "A Pain in the Gums")
Emily (segment: "Bloody Hell")
Manager's Son (segment "A Pain in the Gums")
Murderer (segment: "Bloody Hell")
Bacteria / Bobby (segment "Host Segment" "A Pain in the Gums" "Baby Cakes")
Dora Driscoll (segment "Baby Cakes")