Taxi Driver
Kylie
Holden
Gabi
Alfred
Jordan
Skip
Big Baby
Beauregard Burger
Bob Bobbins (as Rob Bruner)
Betty Bobbins
Guffman
Mrs. Garcia
General Haiger (as Kevin Bennett)
Jones Junior
Anthony Angelotti
Reggie
Charlie Le Clueless
Palace Guard
Hans Sr.
Tony Angelotti
French Kid (as Michael Aronwitz)
Beret French Vendor
Sherlock Jones
Jean
Prime Minister
Queen
Old French Artist
Power Station Worker
Tour Guide
Mrs. Chin
French Guard
Policeman #1
Hans Jr.
Big Baby (voice)
Gabi (voice) (as Shayna Chapman)
Jordan (voice)
Skip (voice)
Alfred (voice)
Jones Junior (voice)
Daycare Daddy (uncredited)
Daycare Mom (uncredited)
Prison Guard (uncredited)
Waiter (uncredited)