Sheriff Tom / Judge Joe Walker
Eric Shaffer
Randall Morgan
Billy Lloyd / DJ Red
Jimmy Jones
Kristen Esposito
Ringo Perkins
Emma Shaffer
Smelly Tim
Jeff Horowitz
Arleen Horowitz
Randy (as Brad Creanzo)
Mike
Mayor Rockland
Brendan
Carlos
Bobby the Brain Eating Zombie / Father Ed
Marty Perkins
Seance Leader Jo Jo
Becky Walker
Young Mary Horowitz
Chuck Marble
Rose
Johnny / Hangman
Molly
Chad
Roxsy Tyler (as Carmela Hayslett-Grillo)
Lonnie Anderson
Marilyn Stone
Aunt Susan
Gina
Todd
Ron
Rocko / Dave
Chris
Crystal
Esther
Zombie Mary #2 (as Sarah Brooks)
Kim
Mario
Stoner Zombie
Zombie Lawyer / Zombie Having Sex / Zombie Driving
President Weathers
Zombie Homeless Man
Dr. Richard Hess
Pluto Lady
Mayor Grafton
Kim 'The Sparkle Bitch' Fines
Mary Horror
Carry the Zombie Roller Girl
Zombie
Zombie Man
News 25 Announcer
Tony
Mikey the Psyche
Betty the Library Patron
Rachael the Zombie
Zombie Getting Her Brains Eaten
The Night Hunters
Alex
Tombstone Zombie
Zombie Slayer
Zombie (credit only)
Flamboyant Zombie
Zombie Having Sex / Zombie in Car
Self