Amy Kaczmerek
Jordan Zielinski
David Charney
Taryn McKintrick
Will Oberlin
Brian Dudek
Ed Kaczmerek
Maggie (as Mary Sarah Agliotta)
Paul Donovan (as Max Phillips)
Isabel Donovan
Chloe Donovan
Dolly
Little Old Lady
Melissa
Natalie Deluca (as Brittany Leven)
Guidette Skank
Eric
Beer Guy 2
Francine
Beer Guy 3
Mrs. Zielinski
Elf
Joint Roller
Preppy Guy
Bully
James
Customer (Diner)
Mean Guy
Johnno
Beer Guy 1
Dolores
Santa
Retainer Girl
Flirty Girl
Mean Guy's Girlfriend (as Elisha Janse van Rensburg)
Gary