- Dondylion: [a keeper has made a rude gesture] British sense of humour! British sense of humour! I've heard about it, I've read about it but I've never actually seen it with my own Lion Peepers. I call my eyes "Peepers"!
- Andy Warhol: I think perhaps your British Humour is wasted on me, but I will always remember the experience.
- Dondylion: I got Bummed in the Showers by a Red Panda! I swore I'd never tell anyone that, it's just so humiliating!
- Andy Warhol: [Volcano Sacrifice] It's the SCUM Manifesto all over again!
- Gash: Spirulina? What's Spirulina?
- Sergeant Raymond Boombox: It's a Superfood! It keeps my Brain tight and my Ass foamy!
- Agent: Listen, you walking haircut!
- Cucumber of Cool: No one wants a proper job anymore.
- Stuffed Monkey: You touched me! In the Night Times!
- Noel Fielding: What? Why are you saying this, my Mum watches this Show!
- Cucumber of Cool: There is nothing further for us to do! We must return to our Home Planet and tell them we are uncool. There will be a brief period of reflection, and then we will kill ourselves en masse...
- Alien French Surrealist: Oh, the Garden People!
- Humanoid Fly: Dooo yoooou taaaaake caaaaards?
- Noel Fielding: Pass me the Biro, mate!
- Noel Fielding: I don't know how we're friends!