Bubble: I'm afraid of a kiss, like a kiss from a bee.
Major Valerian: Bring on the beach!
Sergeant Laureline: Can I help? I'm a good driver.
Bubble: I know all of Shakespeare by heart.
Sergeant Laureline: It's our mission that doesn't make sense, sir.
Bubble: So, what will it be, soldier?
Sergeant Laureline: I didn't come here to get a makeover.
Jolly the Pimp: Rules are rules and this is a place where we make love, not war.
Igon Siruss: I'm fighting for a noble cause, too. Mine.
Bubble: I leave you my Kingdom, take good care of it.
Commander Arun Filitt: A soldier will always choose death over humiliation.
Sergeant Laureline: I'd rather that you took me somewhere other than a giant trash can!
Button Man: By the grace of God...
Bubble: Bussing tables! Every artist's worst nightmare! Never mention this to anybody, okay?