Ted Mosby
Marshall Eriksen
Robin Scherbatsky
Barney Stinson
Lily Aldrin
Quinn
Daughter
Son
Serendipity (credit only)
Chanel
Waitress
Kismet
Strip Club Patron
Ferrari
Patrice
Stripper Amber (uncredited)
Strip Club Waitress (uncredited)
Narrator (voice) (uncredited)
Sheila (uncredited)