Kissing Darkness (2014)

Kyle Blitch: Skylar

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Quotes 

• Ashton : Monsters! Are you alright? Did they get you?

  Skylar : No! My life just flashed before my eyes all in thanks to a family of raccoons. I'm really dead now... decaying before your eyes. Wanna see?

  Ashton : Really? Does it hurt?

  Skylar : Only the first time!

  Ashton : Oh, well that's good!

• Skylar : ...I'm gonna go wash my face!

• Ashton : Oh come on, live a little. Let's do it. Yep - the magic gummy bears want to play!

  Skylar : And, do what? Summon some hot buff demon who will screw your brains out then rip your throat open? No, thank you! Put that thing back where you found it!

• Skylar : This isn't the made for TV movie where a bunch of queers get lost in the woods and have to eat each others' asses to survive!

• Skylar : Oh, now the straight boy knows his jewelry. How dare you sneak trips off to Tiffany without a queer-peer in hand!

• Skylar : Oh, why is your neck so scary?

• Skylar : Oh no, don't you be starting that again. Get a room. I'm so horny that the slightest tease of anything may possibly cause me to explode! I wasn't kidding about exploding, guys! Keep making me watch that and you will think the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man got gunned down again!

• Skylar : Well, you've got the marks to prove it. That, or there was one hell of a mosquito in here!

• Skylar : Okay, confess... he let you blow him, didn't he? Or better yet, he sucked you off? Baptized into gaydom with a nice protein smoothie!