Phil Brown
Mike Carsetti (as Gregory James Berney)
Ace Woodward
Sabrina Smith
Kyra Featherstone
Brandy Jameson
Geoff from T.E.N.G.
Phil's Mom
Phil's Dad
Mr. Smith
Mrs. Smith (as Dee Dee Rescher)
Cheryl
Frank
Andrew Morris
Brandy's Mom
Coach
Ronnie
Sloan
Tuxedo Store Manager
Vicky Barrington
Jane
Government Teacher
ESL Teacher
Claudia
Bettie Jo
Crying Guy
Pop Girl
Stagehand
Billy Meade
T.E.N.G. Groupie
Cannibal Pigs Guitarist
Drive-By Girl
The Girl in Purple
The Bum
Hope
Brandy's Dad
Benjamin Salad the Intercom Guy
Ron Chen
Cannibal Pigs Drummer
Cannibal Pigs Singer
Evan Woodward
Cannibal Pigs Bassist
Kenny from T.E.N.G.
Zach from T.E.N.G.
Cynthia Knowles
Rick from T.E.N.G.
Eleanor Rigby