Meghan
Gordon
Rose
Denise (as Sarah Wright Olsen)
Officer Dave
Officer Walter
Cab Driver
Scrilla
Pookie
Hulk
Biker Boy
Kyle
Kid with Bike
Charon
Dealer
Impound Woman
Dan Karlin
Gwen
Tommy
Jordan
Josh
Main Network Executive
Chopper Steve
Young Producer
Lt. Drier
Bus Driver
Old Lady
Moshe
Elder
Ginger the Hooker
John
Gang Member
Store Owner
Madame
Kyle's Girlfriend
Cop
Shift Captain
Male Intern (as Jacob Cherry)
Lookout Kid
Granny Bandit
Meghan's Mom
Stage Manager
Bartender
Waitress
Biker Boy Crew #1
Station Employee (as Amie Dellavalle)
Duke
Hooker (as Nilla Watkins)
Julie
Chuck Rogers
Female Blooper Anchor #1
Male Blooper Anchor #1
Female Blooper Anchor #2
Male Blooper Anchor #2
Female Blooper Anchor #3
Male Blooper Anchor #3
Female Blooper Anchor #4
Female Blooper Anchor #5
Male Blooper Reporter #1
Male Blooper Reporter #2
Male Blooper Reporter #3
Male Blooper Lawyer
Prankster
Kissing Couple (Man) (uncredited)
Charlie (uncredited)
Solitary Jogger (uncredited)
Self - Opening Video (uncredited)
Hasidic Jew (uncredited)
Drug Lord (uncredited)
News Station Executive (uncredited)
Kissing Couple (Woman) (uncredited)