Two and a Half Men (TV Series)

I Scream When I Pee (2012)

Courtney Thorne-Smith: Lyndsey Mackelroy

Quotes 

• Walden Schmidt : Happy birthday!

  [shows Berta a brand new Chevrolet Camaro in her driveway] 

  Berta : Sweet Georgia Brown! You better not be screwing with me.

  Walden Schmidt : No. You always said it was your dream car, and today your dream's come true.

  [gives her the key to the car] 

  Berta : Oh! C'mere, you big old talking taco!

  [wraps Walden in a bear hug] 

  Walden Schmidt : Oh, oh... there's one condition.

  Berta : Okay. You wanna do it in the house or on the hood of the car?

  Walden Schmidt : No.

  [voice lowers] 

  Walden Schmidt : Alan can never find out about this.

  Lyndsey Mackelroy : [cut to Lyndsey and Kandi in bed]  Alan can never find out about this.