Hell or High Water : Quotes

Toby Howard: You got a gun on you, old man?
Old Man: You're damn right I got a gun on me. Y'all going to steal my gun too?
Toby Howard: We ain't stealing from you. We're stealing from the bank.
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T-Bone Waitress: I've been working here for 44 years. Ain't nobody ever ordered nothing but a T-Bone steak and baked potato. Except one time, this asshole from New York ordered a trout, back in 1987. We ain't got no goddamned trout.
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Tanner Howard: Boy, You'd think there were ten of me.
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Marcus Hamilton: [Referring to a TV evangelist] He wouldn't know God if he crawled up his pant leg and bit him on the pecker.
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Old Man: You fellas robbin' the bank?
Tanner Howard: What's it look like, old man?
Old Man: But you ain't Mexicans.
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Bear: I am a Comanche. Do you know what it means? It means 'Enemy to everyone'.
Tanner Howard: Do you know what that makes me? A Comanche.
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Toby Howard: I've been poor my whole life, like a disease passing from generation to generation. But not my boys, not anymore.
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Marcus Hamilton: Oh, who knows. Maybe one of these bank robbers is gonna want a gunfight and I can dodge my retirement in a blaze of glory.
Alberto Parker: Well, I've seen you shoot. There won't be much glory in it.
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Alberto Parker: I'm starving.
Marcus Hamilton: I doubt they serve pemmican.
Alberto Parker: You know I'm part Mexican, too.
Marcus Hamilton: Yeah, well, I'm gonna get to that when I'm through with the Indian insults, but it's gonna be a while.
Bank Manager: You rangers are an odd bunch.
Alberto Parker: No, just him.
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Marcus Hamilton: This is what they call white man's intuition.
Alberto Parker: Sometimes a blind pig finds a truffle.
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Tanner Howard: You know I love you, don't you?
Toby Howard: I love you too.
Tanner Howard: Hey Toby, go fuck yourself.
Toby Howard: Go fuck yourself.
[they cheerfully laugh]
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Marcus Hamilton: Care to give it a watch while I wander over to that burger joint?
Alberto Parker: Would you order me something while you're there? I'm starving.
Marcus Hamilton: I doubt they serve pemmican.
Alberto Parker: You know I'm part Mexican, too.
Marcus Hamilton: Yeah, well, I'm gonna get to that when I'm through with the Indian insults, but it's gonna be a while.
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Tanner Howard: This is Mr. Pibb. I asked for a Dr. Pepper.
Toby Howard: So?
Tanner Howard: Only assholes drink Mr. Pibb.
Toby Howard: Drink up.
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Marcus Hamilton: God, I love West Texas.
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Tanner Howard: Suck my D. Eat my A.
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Tanner Howard: Fuck you, old man!
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Tanner Howard: Lord of the plains... that's me.
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Toby Howard: Slow down.
Tanner Howard: I ain't speeding.
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Toby Howard: [looking at the bank in Post] It's too big.
Tanner Howard: That's what she said.
Toby Howard: It's no good.
Tanner Howard: This ain't the first rodeo.
Toby Howard: Big bank.
Tanner Howard: More money.
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[repeated line]
T-Bone Waitress: What you don't want?
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T-Bone Waitress: I'm hot and not in a good way.
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Marcus Hamilton: I know their faces was covered, but could you tell their race? Black, white?
Elsie: Their skin or their souls?
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Alberto Parker: How's anyone supposed to make a living here?
Marcus Hamilton: People have made a living here for 150 years.
Alberto Parker: Well people lived in caves for 150k years, they don't do it no more.
Marcus Hamilton: Ahhhh well maybe your people did.
Alberto Parker: You're people did too. A long time ago your ancestors was the indians until someone came along and killed them. Broke em down made you into one of them. 150 years ago all this was my ancestors land. Everything you could see, everything you saw yesterday. Until the grandparents of these folks took it. Now it's been taken from them. Cept it ain't no army doin' it, it's those sons of bitches right there. points at Texas Midland Bank.
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Tanner Howard: Maybe we should hit another branch.
Toby Howard: You know, you talk like we ain't gonna get away with this.
Tanner Howard: I never met nobody get away with anything... ever, you?
Toby Howard: then why on the hell did you agree to do it?
Tanner Howard: because you asked, little brother.
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Toby Howard: How the fuck have you managed to stay out of prison for a year?
Tanner Howard: It's been difficult.
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Tanner Howard: Why is it always the sweet ones that are such devils when you get them revved up?
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[last lines]
Toby Howard: Hey. I rent a little house in town. If you wanna stop by and finish this conversation, you're welcome anytime.
Marcus Hamilton: Oh, I'd like that. I'll be seeing you.
Toby Howard: Yeah. Soon I hope. I'm ready to be done with this.
Marcus Hamilton: You'll never be done with it no matter what. It's gonna haunt you, son, for the rest of your days. But you won't be alone. It's gonna haunt me too.
Toby Howard: If you stop by, maybe I'll give you peace.
Marcus Hamilton: Maybe. Maybe I'll give it to you.
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