Hal Hartman: You take one of mine, and I'll take all yours, Verna. All of 'em.

Verna: You messed with the wrong family.

Verna: Okay now, make a wish. You ready for your present?

Verna: Listen to me! No hillbilly's gonna ruin my son's special night. You ready for your present? You know you're my special boy. Come on, Jed. Here you go.