John
Ted (voice)
Samantha
Tami-Lynn
Donny
Patrick Meighan
Sam Jones
Guy
Rick
Frank
Shep Wild
Joy
Tom Jessup
Judge
Customer
Fertility Doctor
Narrator (voice)
Tom Brady
Jay Leno
Jimmy Kimmel
Kate McKinnon
Bobby Moynihan
Taran Killam
Dr. Ed Danzer
Karl Jackson
Comic
Adoption Agent
Female Nurse
Allison
Blind Guy
Waitress
Todd Kidder
Boston Newscaster
Boston Neighbor
Portuguese Neighbor
Wedding Singer
NYC Doctor
NYC Nurse
Obi-Wan
Stormtrooper
Jury Foreman
Juror
Bailiff (as Bart Piscitello)
Receptionist
Band Leader
Cyclist
Jogger
Hasbro CEO Assistant
Pundit
Pundit (as Theodore Jessup)
Cop (Boston PD)
Meighan Assistant
Reporter (as Christy Cashman)
Nerd (Wedgie) (as Joseph Micucci)
Comic Con Fan
Security Guard
Borg
Hellboy (as Matt Walters)
Vendor
Film Executive
Police Dispatcher
Diner Waitress
Bachelor Party Guest
Jump Rope Guy
Wedding Announcer
Ted Toy (voice)
Tiffany
Cake Girl
Comic Con Attendee
Lucille Brooks - Patient in Clinic (uncredited)
City Hall Photographer (uncredited)
Newspaper Photographer (uncredited)
Courtroom Guy (uncredited)
Courthouse Spectator (uncredited)
Little Bo Creep (uncredited)
Security Guard (uncredited)
Diner patron (uncredited)
Comic Con Attendee (uncredited)
Courtroom Observer (uncredited)
Wedding Guest (uncredited)
Commicon Attendee (uncredited)
Booth Girl (uncredited)
Black Super Hero Girl (uncredited)
Comic Con Guest (uncredited)
Tina Belcher Magician's Assistant (uncredited)
Dancer (uncredited)
Ted's Court Gallery (uncredited)
Comic Con Girl (uncredited)
Yacht Guest (uncredited)
Attendent (uncredited)
Bachelor (uncredited)
NYC Jewish Pedestrian (uncredited)
Court House Specator (uncredited)
Ted Supporter (uncredited)
Piano / Ginger Girl (uncredited)
New York Comic Con Member (uncredited)
Playstation Owner (uncredited)
Star Wars Cantina (uncredited)
Dancer / Comic Con Attendee (uncredited)
Attendee (uncredited)
Soda Nerd (uncredited)
Comic Con Security Guard (uncredited)
Library Patron (uncredited)
Reporter (uncredited)
Attorney (uncredited)
Comic Con Attendant (uncredited)
Nerdy Comic Con Attendee (uncredited)
Press Reporter (uncredited)
Teenage Girl (uncredited)
Pedestrian (uncredited)
StarWars Fan (uncredited)
Supporting (uncredited)
Wedding Guest / Wedding Dancer (uncredited)
Jimmy Fallon (uncredited)
Comic-Con Miss America (uncredited)
Fan #1 (uncredited)
Waiter (uncredited)
Bar Patron (uncredited)
Comic Con Miss India (uncredited)
Goku (uncredited)
Thor (uncredited)
Woman at Diner (uncredited)
Courtroom Onlooker (uncredited)
Wedding (uncredited)
Comic Con Booth Girl (uncredited)
Nerdy Comic-Con Attendee (uncredited)
Photographer Press Scene / Court Room Observer (uncredited)
Nerd (uncredited)
Cheering Extra (uncredited)
Coroner (uncredited)
Crowd Person (uncredited)
Groomsmen (uncredited)
nurse (uncredited)
Comic Con Miss Mexico (uncredited)
Blue Disco Space Diva (uncredited)
Groomsman (uncredited)
Hasbro Lobby Pedestrian (uncredited)
Loverboy at Comic Con (uncredited)
Court Stenographer (uncredited)
Wedding Reception Guest / Courthouse Well Wisher (uncredited)
Diner (uncredited)
Sam Jones's Girlfriend (uncredited)
Wedding Guest / Comic Con Attendee (uncredited)
Father of the Bride (uncredited)
Orderly (uncredited)
Chucky (uncredited)
Courthouse Spectator / Comic Con Guest (uncredited)
Front Row Courtroom Gallery (uncredited)
My Little Pony Girl (uncredited)
Diner Customer (uncredited)
Juror (uncredited)
Street Thug (uncredited)
Ginger Girl (uncredited)
Comic Con Patron (uncredited)
Scat Pack Girl #2 (uncredited)
Silver Cape (uncredited)
Courthouse Crowd (uncredited)
Comic Con Critic (uncredited)
Pris (uncredited)
Captain America (uncredited)
Bill Maher (uncredited)
Kissing Couple (uncredited)
Warrio (uncredited)
Comicon Attendee (uncredited)
Fox Booth Antendee (uncredited)
Fox Booth Girl (uncredited)
Sexy Nerd (uncredited)
Partner at Comic Con (uncredited)
Pacific Rim Robot (uncredited)
Comic Con Attendee (Ninja Turtle) (uncredited)
Ted's Attorney (uncredited)
Cake Girl (uncredited)
Darth Maul (uncredited)
Courtroom Spectator (uncredited)
Wedding Attendant (uncredited)
Michaelangelo - TMNT (uncredited)
Well Wisher (uncredited)
Black Sails Pirate #2 (uncredited)
Pixie the Pirate (uncredited)
Fairy at Comic Con (uncredited)
Co-counsel (uncredited)
City Pedestrian (uncredited)
Comic Con Miss South Africa (uncredited)
Wedding Photographer (uncredited)
NY Comic Con Guy (uncredited)
Caterer (uncredited)
Fox Booth Attendee (uncredited)
Patron at Diner (uncredited)
Court Clerk (uncredited)
Cake / Chandelier Girl #5 (uncredited)
Fan #3 (uncredited)
My Little Pony Booth Girl (uncredited)
Improv Troupe (uncredited)
Woman in Courtroom (uncredited)
Comic Book Geek (uncredited)
Transformer (uncredited)
Convention Attendee (uncredited)
Comic Con Worker (uncredited)
Comic Con Guy (uncredited)
Extra (uncredited)
News Cameraman (uncredited)
Supergirl (uncredited)
Comic Con X-Box Vendor (uncredited)
Random Guy (uncredited)
Comic Con Goat Girl (uncredited)
Patient in Clinic (uncredited)
Court Reporter (uncredited)
Comic Con Visitor (uncredited)
Shopper (uncredited)
Jury Member (uncredited)
Angry Cab Driver (uncredited)
Klingon #1 (uncredited)
Courtroom spectator (uncredited)
Doctor (uncredited)
Maître D' (uncredited)
Baroness Girl (uncredited)
Flash Gordon's Date (uncredited)