Josh
Hawg
Cat (as Andrea Logan White)
Sheriff Jensen
Beth
Junkyard
The Stranger
Gail (as Morgan Leslie Bosworth)
John Dean Carver
Claudia
Rachel
Frank
Kathy Jenson
Lynette
Maureen
Meat
Irving
Griz / Taliban Soldier
Crab
Dinesh
Lt. Parsons
Deputy Cooper
Dale
Todd
Tammy
Dr. Cynthia Sloan
Scientist
Crazy Jack
Mearle / General
Captive Biker
D-Block
Murzad
Taliban Soldier
Taliban Soldier (as William Devital)
Taliban Soldier (as 'David Kaplan Kallaway')
Onionhead
Zeb
Frog
Scab
Doc (as James 'Chico' Fernandez)
Marion
Bill
Donnie
Tracy
Federal Agent
Baby Natalie
Bianca
Mechanic
Biker Girl
Narrator (voice)