Coach Scott Deshields
Caitlin DeShields
President Jennine Wormer Pratt
Frank Bender
Coach Kassem Bosco
Maurice 'Mo' Jamal
Phan Quan
Jimmy Zellman
Roger Clemens
Daniel 'Data' Maurer
Myron Segal
Ronald Rosenblatt
Juan 'Scrap' Rodriguez
Sean 'Milky' Cronin
Richard John Thomas Johnson
Sharif Ali
Rent-a-Cop
President Pratt's Secretary
Slappy Smith
Coach Hack Jones
Alysia 'Big Mama' Chance
Crowd
Party Girl
White Kitty
Party Guy
Gert LaLoosh
Townsperson
TV Club Member
Cute Softball Player
Tour Girl / Softball Player
Fireworks Club Member
Work it Hard Girl
Chastity 'Homework' Pratt
Owl / Raptor / Umpire / Crowd
Raptor / Snake Handler
Umpire
Bat Boy / Crowd
Raptor Player
Easton Campbell
Voice of Holly
Grey Kitty
Annoyed Student
Car Wash Driver
Student
Board of Trustees Member
Bat Boy
Jake Katofsky
Coach James Bond
Topless Party Girl
Owlz Player
Betty Jane 'BJ' Pratt
Chloe Grace (as V.K. Lynne)
Black Kitty (as Thessa Mloe)
Janitor
Quan Club Member
Brandon Marcus
Orange Kitty
Richard Thompson
Hot Dog Thrower
Todd School
Tour Girl
Raptor / Hootz
Voice of Hootz
Coach Paulie Hoenecke
Baseball Frat Party Guy
Recruit Video Voice
Jeremy Duck
Little Girl
Warren West
Slumpbuster
Softball Player
Wide Girl
Jack Spade (as Daniel J. Silva)
Stanley the Snake
Sam Seager
Sterling Stripling
Henry Jones
Jim West
Moe Moe 'Hawaiian Tropic' Pueo