Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (TV Series)

The Asset (2013)

Ming-Na Wen: Melinda May

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Quotes 

• Phil Coulson : You forget, I saw plenty of action with the Avengers.

  Melinda May : [Coulson walks away. Quietly to herself]  And you died.

• Melinda May : [Regarding how to get in Quinn's compound]  Without a man inside, it's impossible, unless you're immune to pulse laser emissions.

  Leo Fitz : If we had a monkey, we could get in. If we had a small monkey, he could slip through the sensors and disable the fence's power source with his adorable little hands.

• Skye : You said you could go in with a man inside.

  Melinda May : And you want to be that man?

  Skye : Fitz-Simmons loved the guy, and he needs help. They could be torturing him, or worse, making him do *strength-training*.

  Grant Ward : But you don't have the background or clearance or experience with any of this.

  Skye : I know.

  [Holds up her phone] 

  Skye : But I've got an invitation.

  [pauses to smile smugly, then continues normally] 

  Skye : Well, technically, it's an e-vite.

• Jemma Simmons : I thought she was done for, but she has just sweeped up into Quinn's office.

  Melinda May : How did she manage that.

  Leo Fitz : Pfft, she probably just used her

  [realizes Simmons and May are glaring at him] 

  Leo Fitz : Um, uh, uh, how, um... Boobs.

  Jemma Simmons : Oh, that's the ONLY explanation!