- Luke Ramsey: Is this lemon?
- Nan: It's yellow cake with butter frosting. I knew it'd be your favorite.
- Luke Ramsey: It's the one thing I can't resist.
- Madison Montgomery: Are you seriously ignoring me for dessert?
- Luke Ramsey: I get the feeling you're used to being the center of attention.
- Nan: This is Madison Montgomery. She's famous.
- Luke Ramsey: Well, we don't have TV. Or Internet.
- Fiona Goode: What the hell is going on in here?
- Madison Montgomery: Miss Aryan Sisterhood came between Queenie and her food.
- Madame Delphine LaLaurie: I will not stoop to serve her kind.
- Fiona Goode: You know, Delphine, from now on you are going to be Queenie's personal slave. And Queenie, You ask her to do whatever you need done: Make your bed, scrub your toilet, I don't give a shit.
- Queenie: Sweet.
- Fiona Goode: There is nothing I hate more than a racist.
- Madame Delphine LaLaurie: That magic box lies. Somebody... somebody in there... they just said that... that-that... Negro... is the President of the United States.
- Fiona Goode: I voted for him. Twice. We've also had black secretaries of states, Supreme Court justices, and even the poet laureate.
- Madame Delphine LaLaurie: [hissing] Lies!
- Queenie: You the bitch that blindsided me with that candlestick.
- Madame Delphine LaLaurie: How dare you open your foul mouth to me, Negress.
- Queenie: Excuse me?
- Madame Delphine LaLaurie: I may be a maid, but there are limits to my servitude.
- Queenie: You best put that food down in front of me before I Frisbee this plate at your head.
- Fiona Goode: [voiceover] It's a dance, a dance no one ever had to teach me. A dance I've known since I first saw my reflection in my father's eyes. My partners have been princes and starving artists, Greek gods and clowns. And every one of them certain they lead. But it's always my dance. I make the first move, which is no move at all. I've always just understood that they will eventually find themselves in front of me. Primitive, beautiful animals. Their bodies responding to the inevitability of it all. It's my dance and I have performed it with finesse and abandon with countless partners. Only the faces change. And all this time, I never suspected the night would come when the dance would end.
- Anna-Lee Leighton: Fiona! I thought you had gone with the other girls down to Jackson Square to burn your bra.
- Young Fiona: Why? So I can gag on the toxic fumes coming off all that burning Playtex? No thanks.
- Young Fiona: They say when a new Supreme starts to flower, the old Supreme begins to fade. You've been fading, Anna-Lee.
- Anna-Lee Leighton: Shall I show you my power?
- Young Fiona: You're weak, Anna-Lee. We both know why. Diabetes, heart trouble, liver failure, God knows what else. As I get stronger, you get weaker.
- Anna-Lee Leighton: [Slaps] You vicious little gash. I've seen the ruin you will bring this coven if you are allowed to take power now. You're a selfish, craven little child, Fiona. And I will make it my mission to ensure that you will never take the throne. I'll see you burn in hell first.
- Young Fiona: Fine, save me a spot.
- [cuts Anna-Lee's throat]
- Queenie: I sure do love chicken pot pie. For dessert you can make me a peach cobbler.
- Madame Delphine LaLaurie: You never gonna catch a man that way. Let alone find one to love you. You were my daughter, I'd padlock that icebox and throw away the key. Peach cobbler wont keep you warm at night.
- Queenie: My problem ain't food, you dumb bitch. It's love. Dr. Phil says that kids from broken homes use food to replace love. It's comforting.
- Madame Delphine LaLaurie: Well, I think you best look for a new physician.
- Fiona Goode: Your powers, you've been feeling them growing?
- Madison Montgomery: Yeah, like crazy.
- Fiona Goode: Have you ever wondered why?
- Madison Montgomery: Uh, apart from my being awesome?
- Fiona Goode: *I'm* the source! My life force is literally pouring out of my body and into yours. This is no mystical mumbo-jumbo, this is real. I have cancer. I won't last the year.
- Madison Montgomery: I have connections. My agent can get the best oncologist in the country here in a flash.
- Fiona Goode: [laughs] Chemo? Oh, no, no, no, no, no. I'm not going out bald and shriveled and... begging for morphine. No. I've lived a disreputable life, but I've done it in style, and I'll die likewise. I don't belong on these walls. I took my inheritance too soon. Squandered it. All that... power, all those gifts. I just took it and poured it back into myself and dressed it up in Chanel. I was a shitty Supreme. But now, my mentor, Anna-Lee Leighton - Now there was a Supreme. She was majestic and powerful. She taught me everything I know. You know how I thanked her? By cutting her throat. Right where I'm standing.
- [pulls out knife]
- Fiona Goode: With this. I've kept it all these years. And now, I give it to you.
- Madison Montgomery: Why? I don't want that.
- Fiona Goode: Yeah, come on, here. Take it.
- Madison Montgomery: No.
- Fiona Goode: Don't be afraid. Use it. Kill me for the sake of the coven.
- Madison Montgomery: No. No.
- Fiona Goode: Yes. Come on, now, do it!
- Madison Montgomery: I can't!
- Fiona Goode: Yes, you can, you stupid girl! Do it and feel my power flow into you! I know, because I was standing where you're standing!
- Madison Montgomery: Stop yelling at me!
- Fiona Goode: Do it! Do it!
- Madison Montgomery: [screaming] No!
- Fiona Goode: Do it!
- [cuts Madison's throat]
- Marie Laveau: You were born into the wrong tribe. You the daughter of my sworn enemy!
- [laughs]
- Cordelia Foxx: Fiona has got nothing to do with me. She has no idea I came to see you. You are my one real shot at this point.
- Marie Laveau: Too late for tears, damage is done. Waltzing in here like she the Queen of England. Talking about hammer and nails, looking to start a war.
- Cordelia Foxx: Fiona was here?
- Marie Laveau: She done messed with the wrong witch. And she knows it. And now you know it.
- Joan Ramsey: You stay away from my boy.
- Madison Montgomery: Hmm, good luck keeping him away from me. He's so backed up all I'd have to say is "panties" and he'd jizz his jeans.
- Fiona Goode: May I offer you a drink?
- Joan Ramsey: No, I don't imbibe. I don't know if this is a school or... a rehab facility or what it is, but two of your girls invaded my property. One of them was dressed so scandalously I'm worried about the long-term effect it might have on Luke.
- Fiona Goode: You know, I've never understood you Bible-thumpers and your hypocrisy towards sex. I know, behind closed doors, you are the biggest perverts of all.
- Joan Ramsey: Your student threw a knife at me. It missed my head by three inches.
- Fiona Goode: Yeah, she has to work on her aim.
- Madison Montgomery: My mother put me to work ever since I could talk. I hated it. It's hard to stop when you're the only one in your family making money, you know.
- Fiona Goode: You didn't have a good relationship with her?
- Madison Montgomery: The last time I saw her, she snorted half my coke and then let the cops bust me for it. She's a selfish bitch.
- Queenie: [to Bastien] She told me what you did to her daughter. You just wanted love. And that makes you a beast? They call me that, too. But that's not who we are. We both deserve love like everybody else. Don't you want to love me?
- Fiona Goode: Bury her deep. God knows what all that shit in her body will do to the lawn when it comes up in the spring.
- Marie Laveau: You know that spell ain't no picnic for anyone involved. On the day of, you bring us two ounces of your husband's baby gravy in a mason jar. We use a Guinea pepper... hotter than Hades. When the gods see this willingness to suffer, to sacrifice, they pay attention.
- Madison Montgomery: It's hilarious to listen to you virgins get all hot and bothered.
- Nan: I'm not a virgin. I'm not! I get it on all the time. And guys find me hot.
- Madison Montgomery: Look at you. Who'd have thought we'd have so much in common?
- Alicia Spencer: I've been possessive, I do know that. I never meant for it to go so far, or go on for so long. But I think maybe you needed it as much as I did. But now it's time for you to move on with your life, and I understand that, and I want that. Jesus, Kyle! Why won't you talk to me? What's happened to you? They were so sure you were dead, they said they identified your body. Your body. I know your body, Kyle. I know it. And this... it's different! You're different! Who are you, if you're not my son? My son. My son. My sweet baby boy. No one knows you like I do. Not even that girl. She doesn't know how to please you. Not like I can. Mama knows how to please you, baby. It's okay.
- Kyle Spencer: No!
- Queenie: What the hell is that thing?
- Madame Delphine LaLaurie: It's Bastien. My houseboy. He was a beast in life. Now evermore so. Enchanted no doubt by the same dark magic which has kept me alive.
- Queenie: Who are you?
- Madame Delphine LaLaurie: I am Madame Delphine LaLaurie. Mistress of the House LaLaurie.
- Queenie: Who brought you back - Fiona?
- Madame Delphine LaLaurie: The witch freed me only to make me a slave.
- Queenie: You deserve worse if half of what they say about you is true!
- Madame Delphine LaLaurie: You will unhand me!
- Queenie: Did you do that to him?
- Madame Delphine LaLaurie: He violated my daughter.