- Matilda Strauss: Well how about this, mister officer, the next time I catch a critter roaming around my house, vandalizing my property, I'm gonna' blow their fucking brains out!
- Spencer: Hey, Marnie, I don't want to fuck you.
- Marnie Strauss: Huh?
- Spencer: I'm sorry, I'm just not a lesbian.
- Marnie Strauss: I'm not a lesbian either...
- Heather: Yeah right! You have "Rosie" written all over you.