Mark Hogancamp / Cap'n Hogie
Captain Topf / Louis
Lieutenant Benz / Carl
Rudolph / Rudy
Stefan / Stevie
Werner / Vern
Carlala
Suzette
Roberta
Anna
Wendy
GI Julie
Nicol
Kurt / Major Meyer
Therapy Tech
Elsa
Deja Thoris
Larry / Friar
Bar Customer
Bill Huff
Jennifer Cook
Demaryius Johnson
Court Bailiff
Judge Martha J. Harter
Ulster County Sheriff
NY Court Security Officer
Defense Lawyer
Man in Adult Video
Sean (uncredited)
Tiny (uncredited)
Marathon Runner (uncredited)
Courtroom Spectator (uncredited)
Art Patron (uncredited)
Cab Driver (uncredited)