Robot Chicken (TV Series)
G.I. Jogurt (2014)
Seth Green: Seth Green, Cobra Commander, Storm Shadow, Dr. Mindbender, Roadblock, God, Grim Reaper, Astra, Bomba, Iago, Reggie the Snake, Various
Quotes
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[as the G.I. Joes win an Emmy award in PSAs]
Cobra Commander : Look at them, Destro! The Joes churn out pedestrian advice to dead-eyed children, and the public eats it up! "Hey kids, don't play with poles and electric lights!" - reads like a dispatch from the No Shit Clinic!
Destro : I'll get the nerve gas!
Cobra Commander : No, you fool, we'll beat them at their own game! We will create our own PSAs!
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Cobra Commander : Okay, Storm Shadow, these two children will be running with scissors. Now this upsets you, and...
Storm Shadow : Why?
Cobra Commander : Well, it's dangerous to run with scissors!
Storm Shadow : I run with katana! Is that not dangerous?
Cobra Commander : Wow, I hadn't thought of that! Excellent point, Storm Shadow!
[to Tomax]
Cobra Commander : Get this piece of shit off my set!
[a boy runs with scissors and gets himself killed]
Storm Shadow : Well, Cobra Commander, looks like I owe you an apology...
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Baroness : [enters] Oh, I forgot you guys were in here writing! I was just looking for a hammer to hang my degree in screenwriting from Applebee's! Anything I can do for you while I'm in here?
[pause]
Baroness : Destro?
Destro : She's actually really funny, guys...
Cobra Commander : You lost me at "She's". Fuck it, we're doing it without a script!
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Cobra Commander : [reading to two children] And I think you'll find it's not hard to read when you take the time to... sssound it out.
[the children giggle]
Cobra Commander : Oh, yes, I have a sssmall ssspeech impediment.
[the children laugh]
Cobra Commander : IT'S NOT FUNNY!
[his helmet falls off, and the children are horrified at his scar-torn face. Commander pulls out a gun and shoots the children]
Cobra Commander : Shut. It. Down!