"Robot Chicken" G.I. Jogurt (TV Episode 2014) Poster

(TV Series)

(2014)

Seth Green: Seth Green, Cobra Commander, Storm Shadow, Dr. Mindbender, Roadblock, God, Grim Reaper, Astra, Bomba, Iago, Reggie the Snake, Various

Quotes 

  • [as the G.I. Joes win an Emmy award in PSAs] 

    Cobra Commander : Look at them, Destro! The Joes churn out pedestrian advice to dead-eyed children, and the public eats it up! "Hey kids, don't play with poles and electric lights!" - reads like a dispatch from the No Shit Clinic!

    Destro : I'll get the nerve gas!

    Cobra Commander : No, you fool, we'll beat them at their own game! We will create our own PSAs!

  • Cobra Commander : Okay, Storm Shadow, these two children will be running with scissors. Now this upsets you, and...

    Storm Shadow : Why?

    Cobra Commander : Well, it's dangerous to run with scissors!

    Storm Shadow : I run with katana! Is that not dangerous?

    Cobra Commander : Wow, I hadn't thought of that! Excellent point, Storm Shadow!

    [to Tomax] 

    Cobra Commander : Get this piece of shit off my set!

    [a boy runs with scissors and gets himself killed] 

    Storm Shadow : Well, Cobra Commander, looks like I owe you an apology...

  • Baroness : [enters]  Oh, I forgot you guys were in here writing! I was just looking for a hammer to hang my degree in screenwriting from Applebee's! Anything I can do for you while I'm in here?

    [pause] 

    Baroness : Destro?

    Destro : She's actually really funny, guys...

    Cobra Commander : You lost me at "She's". Fuck it, we're doing it without a script!

  • Cobra Commander : [reading to two children]  And I think you'll find it's not hard to read when you take the time to... sssound it out.

    [the children giggle] 

    Cobra Commander : Oh, yes, I have a sssmall ssspeech impediment.

    [the children laugh] 

    Cobra Commander : IT'S NOT FUNNY!

    [his helmet falls off, and the children are horrified at his scar-torn face. Commander pulls out a gun and shoots the children] 

    Cobra Commander : Shut. It. Down!

See also

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