- Richard Hendricks: Frankly, your lack of paranoia is insane to me.
- Bertram Gilfoyle: Now you're paranoid that we're not paranoid enough?
- Dinesh Chugtai: You're paraparanoid, Richard.
- Erlich Bachman: Jian-Yang, what're you doing? This is Palo Alto. People are lunatics about smoking here. We don't enjoy all the freedoms that you have in China. All right? Where people smoke all the time.