Ruby Strangelove
Ted
Sara
Danforth
Sherif
Principle Maguire
Joshua 'Scooter' Madison
Miss. Howie
Zebubb
Alex
The Jailer
Announcer
Regan
Doctor
New Banker
Erica
Kid
Hotel Receptionist
Dresser
Einstein
Mrs. Madison
Erick
DJ Sonic
Homeless Man
Waitress / Nurse
Announcer (voice)
Kid #1
Coach Ballard
Mrs. Peach