Marcus
Jack Maker
Sharon Peterson
Nick Sizemore
Stacey
George Romano
Fatz McKracken
Mitch (as J. Scott)
Mary Maker
Charlie
Betty the Bartender
Peppito
Martha Russell
Nick's Father
Lead ninja
Fratty McFratt
Rex Maker
Broter Francis
Nobu
Swank
School Marm
Cindy
Shopkeep