This episode finally establishes that while many characters follow the storyline from the books although with slight changes (due to TV as a medium), others have completely different story lines. Waiting eagerly for the next episode.
Arya continues her training at the House of Black and White as she fails again at her test, but then later learns to lie successfully and kill someone without being emotional, passing the first of her many trials and is introduced to the collection of dead faces in the basement. Readers know what her future holds. Viewers, wait for a surprise.
Meanwhile Jorah and Tyrion roam around and talk (Tyrion does, until Jorah tells him to shut up). Their chemistry is superb, not unlike Tyrion and Bronn. The conversation changes to fathers, and Tyrion tells Jorah the reason he is here and accidentally reveals to Jorah that his father died while leading an expedition beyond the Wall due to mutiny. Jorah gets emotional. They are captured by slavers and Tyrion uses his wit and loud mouth to save his cock from being cut off and sold to a cock merchant and convinces them to let Jorah fight in the pits in Meereen which Danaerys has reopened. We know Jorah is going to kick ass based to the released Season 5 photos. Talk about luck...
... Speaking of Bronn, we are treated to his wonderful rendition of "The Dornishman's Wife", a famous song in Westeros, as Jerome Flynn gets to flex his singing muscles again (He was the half of the hit duo Robson and Jerome in the 90s). Reaching the Water Garden Jaime urges Myrcella to leave with him, but the Sand Snakes attack and attempt to take her hostage. The fight is very clumsy - they seriously can't defeat a sell sword and a one handed man?! Also bad cinematography and editing, as the camera angles are very shaky and there are too many cuts making it difficult to see who is fighting who.
Fortunately Doran Martell anticipated this and has his Captain/Head of Security Areo Hotah stop the fight and capture them and also Ellaria Sand who gave such orders to the Sand Snakes.
The Sand Snakes are really... Boring. They are indistinguishable from each other and they overact a lot as angry bloodthirsty women who want to avenge their father. And they can't fight! Oberyn would've killed Jaime and Bronn within seconds (I know he died in the trial by combat but he would've killed the Mountain if he wasn't stuck on drawing out his confession).
Meanwhile Petyr Baelish aka Littlefinger returns to King's Landing and is interrupted by Brother Lancel "I'm no Lannister" who is now a religious fanatic with a flower marking on his head and surprisingly a brunette this season (never noticed it before). Their face-off is funny with Littlefinger calling his indulgences "entertaining" compared to Lancel's.
During the meeting with Cersei, Littlefinger pledges his support to her and reveals that Sansa Stark is alive and is about to marry Ramsay Bolton while conveniently neglecting to state that he smuggled Sansa to the Boltons. What exactly is he planning? Does he have a fetish for chaos and disorder just like the Joker from The Dark Knight? Because chaos is a ladder?
Sansa...oh my dear Sansa. Why? Didn't she suffer enough with Joffrey and Cersei...
The hyped up nude bath scene was nothing much but we see Sansa standing up to Myranda who tries to intimidate her as she reveals Ramsay's true nature. For a while we feel good that Sansa is all grown up...
... Until it comes crashing down as Ramsay tears up Sansa's clothes and violently rapes her and makes Theon/Reek watch on their wedding night. Theon's/Reek's expressions are heartbreaking and Alfie Allen deserves an Emmy for his portrayal of such a tragic character. Sansa now needs Brienne more than ever...
+ Arya continues her training. + Jerome Flynn singing. + Tyrion and Jorah still going to Meereen. + Smart Doran. + There is a profession such as "cock merchant" in the world of GOT.
- Corny and unskilled Sand Snakes. They can't fight a one handed man and a sell sword and mouth off cheesy lines. They need better writing. - WTF ending. Even if we knew that the marriage wasn't going to be a happy one. - What exactly is Littlefinger's real motive? Chaos is a ladder?