The Boss Baby : Quotes

Tim: [from trailer]
[about the baby]
Tim: Look at him! He wears a suit...
Mother: He's like a little man!
Tim: He carries a briefcase! Does no one else think that's, oh, I don't know, a little freaky?
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Tim: You can talk!
Boss Baby: Ah, goo goo ga ga.
Tim: No, you can really talk!
Boss Baby: Fine! I can talk. Now let's see if you can listen. Give me a double espresso and find a place around here with good sushi, I KILL for a spicy tuna roll right about now.
[gives Tim some money]
Boss Baby: Get yourself a little somethin'.
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Boss Baby: I can't leave without you.
Tim: Yeah, we DO make a pretty good team.
Boss Baby: No really... I can't reach the doorknob.
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Boss Baby: [in puppy costume] I've never been more embarrassed in my LIFE.
[dog sniffs costume's bottom part]
Boss Baby: Ugh!
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Tim: Who ARE you?
Boss Baby: I'm the *boss*.
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[from trailer]
[at a conference with other babies]
Boss Baby: Put... that... cookie... down! Cookies are for closers!
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Dad: Look, they have a puppy pit.
Mother: [sarcastically] That is so hygienic.
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Tim: Long Island doesn't know how to make an iced tea.
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Tim: Can't we just share?
Boss Baby: You really didn't go to business school, did you?
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Tim: [about "Blackbird"] That's my special song! My parents wrote it just for me.
Boss Baby: Your parents are Lennon and McCartney?
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Boss Baby: Fart poop doodie!
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