Les Hackel (voice)
Police Chief Richter (voice)
Chelsea (voice)
Danny (voice)
Mr. Salk (voice)
Sal (voice)
Clive (voice)
Dummkopf (voice)
Nurse Victoria (voice)
Dennis (voice)
Doreen Hackel (voice)
Dr. Travers (voice)
Allison / Janie (voice)
Rich Dad (voice)
Rich Mom (voice) (as Alice Walker)
Lloyd (voice)
Nancy (voice)
Abe / Radio Announcer (voice)
Human Les
Chauncey