Andrew Lofland
Zelda Vasco
Stu
Stephie Bennett
Lydia 'Big Bird'
Dinesh
Lora
Narrator (voice)
Howard
Emily Sloninsky
Ray Parker Jr.
Nancy
Sage
Silent Arnold
Young Andrew (as Hunter Payton)
Young Stu
Doorman
Sexy Nurse
Wall Flower Employee
Programmer / Fairy
Wallflower Employee (uncredited)
Halloween Co-Worker (uncredited)