Mercedes Soren, Captain of the USS Enterprise (this is around One Billion A.D.), asks for a coffee to be brought to her side. The cup of joe never arrives. She fastens her orbs on the nearest Ensign and says "You. Ensign. You're fired." The Ensign, utterly downcast, cleans out his quarters and packs his bags. He walks out of the hatch and into space, forgetting that this is a whoppingly wrong thing to do. His name? Ensign Jesus Christ Jr.