Princess Skystar: Hellooooooo! Me again!
Princess Skystar: I'm gonna get so grounded, but I talked things over with Shelly and Sheldon and they pointed out that you were just trying to help your friends.
Pinkie Pie: Ahhh!
Princess Skystar: So I wanna help too. 'Cause ya know... one small thing...
Princess Skystar: can make a really big difference!
Applejack: What were you thinkin'? I mean, stealin' their pearl?
Twilight Sparkle: [sighs] It was the only way to save Equestria.
Pinkie Pie: 'Cept it wasn't! The Queen was going to say yes! We did what you told us and that's what made her realize we were ponies worth saving!
[gasps in realization]
Pinkie Pie: Unless... You didn't really want us to show her the best time ever! You just wanted us to distract her!
[Spike, Fluttershy, Rarity, Applejack, and Rainbow Dash all gasp in shock]
Twilight Sparkle: I never would have DONE it, but this isn't Equestria! We can't just dance around with con artists, make rainbooms in the sky and expect everything to work out! It's not enough! We are not enough!
Pinkie Pie: No, Twilight! WE stuck together! WE were gonna get the help we needed! The only thing that stopped us... was YOU!
Twilight Sparkle: Well, I'm doing the best I can! It's all on me. I'M the one Tempest wants. I'M the last Princess!
Pinkie Pie: You're also the only one who doesn't trust her friends!
Twilight Sparkle: Well, maybe, I would've been better off without friends like you!
[Pinkie gasps and starts to tear up, hurt by Twilight's words. Twilight realizes she went too far]
Twilight Sparkle: Pinkie, I...
Pinkie Pie: [sniffles] I just can't talk to you right now.
[She and the other ponies walk away from Twilight and Spike, feeling betrayed and heartbroken]
Captain Celaeno: Let's show these little ponies how it's done!
Rarity: I hate epic adventures!
Tempest Shadow: All this power, wasted on parties, when there are far greater uses.
Rarity: [referring to Capper] Well! Look what the cat dragged in! Himself!
Grubber: [to Tempest, after he loses Twilight] I know you're disappointed, but I've got one word for you: "Spongecake".
[Tempest zaps him with her broken horn]
Rainbow Dash: [about her rushed and haphazard decorating] Oh come on, it's fine!
Rarity: If you were raised in a barn! Ahem, no offense, Applejack.
Applejack: None taken. Espeically since I wasn't raised in a barn. My family just happens to have a barn. Where I was born. And... spent most of my formative years...
Rainbow Dash: [very quickly] You were raised in a barn!
Pinkie Pie: Twilight, look at me! This will be the biggest celebration Equestria has ever seen! As the Princess of Friendship, you cannot fail! This day will define who you are! The pressure is intense! It's almost too much for any single pony to handle!
Pinkie Pie: [referring to Capper's home] Ooh! So many fun breakables!
Rarity: That's it! I simply... cannot... even! I have nothing! The bad guys have won! I'm so sorryyyyyyyy-y-y-y!
Fluttershy: [to one of the Storm Creatures] You seem tense. Do you wanna talk about it?
Spike: 'Scuse me! Dragon on the move! Important princess documents comin' through!
Female Pony 1: Whoa! Everypony from Manehattan to Saddle Arabia is here!
Apple Cobbler: I know, filly! We almost couldn't book a stable!
Clear Skies: Princess Twilight must have her hooves full with this giant Festival!
Female Pony 2: Are you kidding? She's smart and organized and cool under pressure! There's nothing she can't handle!
Twilight Sparkle: Ommmmm... Ohhhhhhh mmmmy goodness, I can't handle this! Ooh! Nothing is working! I just have to get it together! Just go in there! And ask! This is your Friendship Festival! Everypony's happiness rests in your hooves.
Twilight Sparkle: Ohhhh!
Spike: [after Capper, the pirates, and Princess Skystar come together to offer their help] That's it, huh? We didn't make friends with anypony else?
Bodyguard 1: You have visual on buttercream?
Bodyguard 2: Visual confirmed. Go for cleanup.
[the bodyguards wipe the cake frosting off Songbird Serenade's shirt]
The Storm King: Let's get this storm started! Ooh, hey, that's good, I should trademark that.
Party Favor: [after the airship pops a balloon animal] Brian, no!
Twilight Sparkle: I'm Princess Twilight Sparkle, and this is my home, Equestria. A land filled with magic, music, and most importantly, friendship! Life is perfect. I mean, what could possibly go wrong?
Tempest Shadow: [about Twilight] Get her NOW!
Pinkie Pie: [after the Mane Six and Spike escape from Tempest] We just got our cupcakes handed to us by the worst party crasher ever!
Twilight Sparkle: I mean, princess? No pressure. Luckily, I have amazing friends who are there for me no matter what.
Twilight Sparkle: [Pinkie's party cannon sets off a five-layer cake that lands on her] Pinkie!
Tempest Shadow: We all start out the same, with simple, naive trust... Shielded from the many ways life's not fair or just.
The Storm King: Deliver the punchline, Tempest, because this is gotta be a JOKE!
[He rams the staff into the hole in the floor and starts draining the magic from the four princesses]
Tempest Shadow: [taunting Twilight, who's locked in a magic-proof cage] Aw, the princess of friendship... With no friends!
Tempest Shadow: And no way out.
Twilight Sparkle: WHY are you doing this? You're a pony! Just like me.
[Tempest rams her broken horn onto the cage and electrifies the bars, frightening Twilight]
Tempest Shadow: [angrily] I'm nothing like you! I'm more than you'll ever be.