Hailey Rutledge
Cynthia Taylor
Alex Merriweather
Lizzie Campbell
Thomas Pembridge
Rodrigo De Souza
Union Bob
Betty Cragdale
Lazlo
Oedipus / Constantine
Bradford Sharpe
Sharon
Warren Boyd
Dee Dee
Vinnie
Cathy
Sidney
Clerk
Nurse
Trumpeteer
Bassoonist
Viola
Cello
Alex Dance Double
Alex Dance Double (as Ian Paget)
Head Bartender (uncredited)
Violinist (uncredited)