Anthony
Ian
Anna Reed
Brad / Butt Massage Girl)
Steve YouTube
Steve Austin
Jenna Marbles / Self
Mailman
Stephanie
Markiplier
Mr. Ellis
Bethany
Phil
Diri, Hairstylist (as Kim Gatewood)
Young Kid
Super Boring Man
Nearby Student
PSY Look-Alike
Furry Bunny
Creepy Guy
High Driver
Butler
Kid 1 (as Asthon Massey)
Kid 2
Kid 3
Kid 4
Reunion Brawler 1 (as Joshua Ovenshire)
Reunion Brawler 2
Reunion Brawler 3
Reunion Brawler 4
Reunion Brawler 5
Mr. Smosh
Mr. Todd
Anthony's Girlfriend (uncredited)
Masseur (uncredited)
Self (archive footage) (uncredited)
Background person (uncredited)
Scuba guy (uncredited)
Punch Bowl Girl (uncredited)
Student (uncredited)