Majestica
Ken
Wender
Cozmo
Kallie
Curly
Vretch
Lee Hayden
Johnny
Edwina
Sheen (as Janel Smietana)
Ralph
Alien (voice)
Silver Girl
Rodent Alien / Humanoid
Norm
Sloanik
Lover Alien
Sam Carter
Blue-Haired Judge
Waitress
Marvin Phillips
Luciph (as Dan R. McCann)
Sheriff Starks
Humanoid
Stacey Casey (as Stacey Woolf)
Larry
Mel the Cyborg
Digi-stilt Alien
Lover Alien (as Monique Laratt)
Skull Alien
Porcide
Star Captain
Tookie Tookie
Lover Alien (as Alexandra Dunn)
Joan Hayden
Deputy
Ninja Alien
Rodent Alien
Barlow