D-Mac
Evan (as Christopher Bunton)
Ibrahim
Stacey
Shit-Stick
Jason
Nick
Ditch
Hassim
Vic
Graham Sheather
Rashida
School Girl 1
School Girl 2
Gav
Az
Steve
Old Lady
Destiny
Patience
Voice of Farouk / Attendant's Son at Kebab Store
Amir
Nutt
Video Porn Star 1
Video Porn Star 2 / Police Officer
Video Porn Jogger
Guy Getting Arrested (as a different name)
Police Officer
Police Officer (as Lucy Honigman)
Doof
Taufa
Man at Beach
Woman at Beach
Terry
Stacey's Mum
Petrol Station Attendant (as Rakesh Dasgupta)
Kebab Shop Attendant
New Zealander in Kebab Store