The Great One (segment "Blood of the Tribades trailer")
Baby Aluka (segment "Blood of the Tribades trailer")
John's mother / Narrator (segment "UFO John vs. Space Zombies") (voice)
Oksana's Client (segment: Vermillion)
Jimmy Two Times (segment "Rest in Pizza"), Jim (segment "Maul My Children")
Space Zombie (segment "UFO John vs. Space Zombies")
Gang Member 'Satan's Gang'
Nephite Theodosia (segment "Blood of the Tribades trailer")
Slumber Party Girl (segment "The Curse of Captain Killroy")
Rich Rager (segment "Devilhead")
Acheron (segment "Blood of the Tribades trailer")
Akeldama (segment "Blood of the Tribades trailer")
Honky Beef (segment "Damn! Suburban Honky Pimps") (as a different name)
Bathsheba (segment "Blood of the Tribades trailer")
Sly Mcbride (segment "Devilhead")
Dr. Lloyd Kaczynski (segment "Drug Bust Bikini Blood Lust")
Invader (segment "Beyond the Wasteland")
Grando (segment "Blood of the Tribades trailer")
Scar (segment "Devilhead")
Nurse Sturgis (segment "Drug Bust Bikini Blood Lust")
Caretaker (segment "Beyond the Wasteland")
Sugar Bear (segment "Damn! Suburban Honky Pimps")
Susan (segment "Sisters'Tour")
Élisabeth (segment "Blood of the Tribades trailer")
Clown Victim 1 (segment "Clown Assassin trailer"
Akantha (segment "Blood of the Tribades trailer")
Naga (segment "Blood of the Tribades trailer")
The Killer (segment "Terrified")
Lilith (segment "Blood of the Tribades trailer")
Ambrose (segment: Vermillion)
The Dancer (Segment: Stripper Ripper)
Lacy Lane (segment "Drug Bust Bikini Blood Lust")
Rocky Action Rampart (segment "Drug Bust Bikini Blood Lust")
Annie (segment "Maul My Children"), Carmilla (segment "Blood of the Tribades trailer")
Captain Killroy (segment "The Curse of Captain Killroy")
Mircalla (segment "Blood of the Tribades trailer")
Lt. John Moss (segment: Vermillion)
Charlotte (segment: Vermillion)
Cracker Cop (segment "Damn! Suburban Honky Pimps")
Stoker (segment "Blood of the Tribades trailer")
Lethe (segment "Blood of the Tribades trailer")
Delivery Dude (segment "Rest in Pizza"), Manny (segment "Maul My Children")
Jenny (segment "Maul My Children")
Rocky (segment "Devilhead")
Elevator Lady (segment "Luomo Della Pizza")
Sava (segment "Blood of the Tribades trailer")
Phil Ironrod (segment "Devilhead")
Giltine (segment "Blood of the Tribades trailer")
Terrified man (segment "UFO John vs. Space Zombies")
Hadria (segment "Blood of the Tribades trailer")
Nightclub Madame (segment "The Stripper Ripper")
Cocytus (segment "Blood of the Tribades trailer")
Koko Caramel (segment "Devilhead")
girl in canoe (segment "UFO John vs. Space Zombies")
Kendra (segment "Maul My Children"), Wendigo (segment "Blood of the Tribades trailer")
Gang Member (Satan's Gang)
Rusty Blade (segment "Don't Kill Grandpa Till We Find The Babysitter")
(segment "UFO John vs. Space Zombies")
Bagdana (segment "Blood of the Tribades trailer")
Police Chief Gunnam (segment "Drug Bust Bikini Blood Lust")
Professor Montoni (segment "man who killed with his mind)
Nephite Ruthven (segment "Blood of the Tribades trailer")
Lilly's Client (segment: Vermillion)
Hipster (segment "Rest In Pizza"), Manny's Ass (segment "Maul My Children") (as Paul M McAlarney)
Fu Manchu (segment 'The Samurai Motorcycle Horror Gang')
Big Daddy Luscious (segment "Drug Bust Bikini Blood Lust)
Test Subject 5789-3 (segment "Beyond the Wasteland")
Tony Tat (segment "Devilhead")
Spike (segment "Live")
Mircea (segment: Vermillion)
Lilly (segment: Vermillion)
Nephite Geraldine (segment "Blood of the Tribades trailer")
Berwick (segment "Blood of the Tribades trailer")
Necro Boy (segment "Necro Boy")
Betsy (segment "Devilhead")
(segment "Romance Road Killers concept") (as Shane Ryan)
Snow Flake (segment "Damn! Suburban Honky Pimps")
Biff Voltage ('The Toolshed Killer')
Corpse (segment "Beyond the Wasteland")
Man in boat (segment "UFO John vs. Space Zombies")
The Bartender (segment "The Stripper Ripper")
Greta (segment: Vermillion)
Jacob (segment "Blood of the Tribades trailer")
Zillah (segment "Blood of the Tribades trailer")
Oksana (segment: Vermillion)
Max (segment "Maul My Children"), Yuppie (segment "Rest In Pizza")
UFO John (segment "UFO John vs. Space Zombies")
woman (segment "Do You Know the Muffin Man?")
Alnwick (segment "Blood of the Tribades trailer")
White Bread (segment "Damn! Suburban Honky Pimps")
Camera Man
Fantine (segment "Blood of the Tribades trailer")
Esau (segment "Blood of the Tribades trailer")
Detective Rob Hart (segment "Vermillion")
Jake the Snake (segment "Devilhead")